your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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