You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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