IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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