how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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