would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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