i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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