Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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