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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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