1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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