ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish there were birth control emojis
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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