I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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