i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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