just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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