Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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