But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
