Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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