Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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