I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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