I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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