This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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