How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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