You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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