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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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