Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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