How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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