he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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