You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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