when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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