its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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