Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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