Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.

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(214): View more from Texas

Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.

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(347): View more from New York

I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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(406): View more from Montana

He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.

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(334): View more from Alabama

like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...

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