Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the day after is always just damage control
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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