omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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