My brain says no but my pants say off.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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