i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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