she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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