Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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