I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize
