Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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