Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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