Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
When did we convert life to cartoon?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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