yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
