it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She's the barista slut.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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