The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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