would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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