You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
do nipples grow back?
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