Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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