Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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