Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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