god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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