The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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