Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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