dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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