i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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