I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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