I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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