i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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