Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
