Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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